Club bouncer: do you have ID
Me: yeah of course.
- slut shaming doesnt make you cool
- literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
- literally no one
- do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
- thank the people who serve you lunch
- say hello to the janitors
- appreciate your parents
- establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
- it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
- stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
what if i posted this on the main facebook page
what if you did?
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
TERRY IS THE GRYFFINDOR
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween
finally finished the assignment I’ve been griping about all day and I can’t even celebrate because I’ve got threeish more due tomorrow.