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Mystery Hack
Mystery Hack

I don’t mean to be descrimanatory but if you’re an insect I probably hate you

and if you’re a centipede I definitely hate you

get out of my home and workplace.



This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

Awww! Poor Canada!

(Source: theone8888)

regalli said —
❝ ... Guarantee you Carlos goes "Cecil is totally my boyfriend" and squeals over him a bit to the other scientists the way Cecil does with Carlos in Condos. So much so the other scientists have a jar for whenever Carlos just randomly goes into shmoopy boyfriend mode. (It's one of the fullest jars in the lab, after the Bad Joke jar and the "Was that explosion REALLY necessary?" jar. Once a month they empty them all and have a lab pizza-and-ice cream party.) ❞




"You know Cecil? My boyfriend Cecil? My boyfriend, whose name is Cecil; who is also my boyfriend? If you listen to the radio, you’ll hear Cecil (who is my boyfriend). He’s on the radio, my boyfriend. Turn on the radio, because I don’t want to miss my boyfriend’s show. My boyfriend Cecil. Has a radio show. And is also my boyfriend"

#have I mentioned that I am very into radio these days? 

My boyfriend is a radio host. That kinda makes me a radio host too!

xmaochan replied to your post “robots”

don’t eat your doc martens


Anonymous said —
❝ The raddest motherfucker you'll ever have the pleasure of knowing ❞



i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

Anonymous said —
❝ robots ❞



the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing


honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it