I don’t mean to be descrimanatory but if you’re an insect I probably hate you
and if you’re a centipede I definitely hate you
get out of my home and workplace.
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
Awww! Poor Canada!
"You know Cecil? My boyfriend Cecil? My boyfriend, whose name is Cecil; who is also my boyfriend? If you listen to the radio, you’ll hear Cecil (who is my boyfriend). He’s on the radio, my boyfriend. Turn on the radio, because I don’t want to miss my boyfriend’s show. My boyfriend Cecil. Has a radio show. And is also my boyfriend"
My boyfriend is a radio host. That kinda makes me a radio host too!
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it