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Mystery Hack
Mystery Hack

thewoman23:

ericscissorhands:

My variant of: (X)

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

womptacular:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.

It is done!

So I waited around all day for my dad to get home, set everything up, used ALL the ice in my house, filmed it, watched it, and realized I was focused on saying everything as quickly and loudly as I could and not focused on saying ALS instead of ASL *face palm*
Anyway, xmaochan is nominated! (along with 2 other people who aren’t on tumblr) 

grouchythefish:

I got tagged in the ice bucket challenge so I’m hoping my dad gets home soon so I can do the farm version.

otherwise I’ll have to do it tomorrow in toronto.

waited 6 hours for my dad to get home

took 15 minutes to set up

and I fucked up and said asl instead of als

oh my fucking god

I’m not filming it again.

I got tagged in the ice bucket challenge so I’m hoping my dad gets home soon so I can do the farm version.

otherwise I’ll have to do it tomorrow in toronto.

I don’t fucking get why it’s so difficult to give photographers the same respect as artists. Like, if you wouldn’t reblog a photoset with reposted fan art don’t reblog a photoset of photos that don’t credit the photographers.

This is why photographers watermark the shit out of everything to the point that you can barely enjoy their art, because they know they get no fucking respect.