Tim vs. Weather
Katrina/INTP/19/Toronto

"I see you have an ugly alien's ghost plaguing you! Wow, me too! Let's form a resistance and kill the most powerful being in the universe!"
SLYTHERIN
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palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

(via emmaaa-swan)

It really sucks to have a lisp and also a passion for music because everytime I say song it sounds like I’m saying “thong”

like

"Have you heard this new thong yet?"

" That thong is one of my favourites."

"you gotta check out this thong!"

it’s just not good.

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via kaalashnikov)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

Hello!
Loki: Agent Of Asgard v1 #1

(Source: marveloki, via orangewave)

I love how when I connect to a wifi network in the gta my hit-tracker can tell I’m in Ontario and puts the dot by toronto

but I go an hour north and suddenly it’s like

"we don’t fucking know, lets just put it in the hudson bay, #nailedit"

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fight and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie