you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination
I have half an hour to prep for my final exam of year 2 so here’s a selfie.
It really sucks to have a lisp and also a passion for music because everytime I say song it sounds like I’m saying “thong”
"Have you heard this new thong yet?"
" That thong is one of my favourites."
"you gotta check out this thong!"
it’s just not good.
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
Loki: Agent Of Asgard v1 #1
I love how when I connect to a wifi network in the gta my hit-tracker can tell I’m in Ontario and puts the dot by toronto
but I go an hour north and suddenly it’s like
"we don’t fucking know, lets just put it in the hudson bay, #nailedit"
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fight and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie